Q: What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?
A: He decomposes…
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano, on an army base?
A: A Flat Major…
Q: Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
A: Because they always ran around going “Bach! Bach! Bach!”
Q: Why are pirates great singers?
A: They can hit the high C’s…
Q: Why did the singer climb a ladder?
A: She wanted to reach the high notes…
Q: How do you make a band stand?
A: Take their chairs away…
Q: Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?
A: Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out…
Q: Why did Bach have so many children?
A: He did not have a stop on his organ…
Q: Did you hear from the composer, who committed suicide?
A: He didn’t even leave a note.
A crazy tune…
