Q: What do call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho Cheese…
Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o…
Q: Why couldn’t dracula’s wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin…
Q: What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy…
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam…
Q: What kind of dogs like car racing?
A: Lap dogs…
Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly…
Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in…
Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless…
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer…
Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
A: Pencil-vania…
Q: How do hen cheer for their team?
A: They egg them on…