- Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
- If you ever feel you are worthless, remember you are full of expensive organs.
- It’s always darkest before dawn, so you can steal your neighbour’s newspaper.
- If at first you don’t succeed, sky-diving is not for you.
- Experience is something you don’t get, until just after you need it.
- If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
- It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.
- Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
- I don’t believe in plastic surgery but in your case, please go ahead.
- I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
- My neighbour’s diary says, I have boundary issues.
- If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet.
- Scarecrow won an award for being outstanding in the field.
Crazy!