Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, it doesn’t let you finish a sentence, before making a suggestion.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is each night?
A: A widow.
Q: When can women make you a millionaire?
A: When you’re a billionaire.
A bus with wives on a picnic, crashed with all hospitalised for 3 months. Each husband cried for a week, but, one husband continued for two weeks. When asked he sadly said, “my wife missed the bus!”
A car skid, bystanders ran to help driver. A woman was first to reach him, but a sloppy man pushed her, “step aside, lady, I’ve taken a course in first-aid” Woman tapped his arm, “pardon me, when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I’m right here!”
A married couple at a dance club. There’s a guy burning dance floor – moon walks, back flips, the works. Wife says, “see that guy? 5 years ago he proposed, turned it down,” Husband says, “sure, look he’s still celebrating!”