Read a few of these abstract, hilarious, funny ideas on ‘how to escape a bad 1st date’..!
- Get into a loud argument with voices in your head, pretend mentally unstable.
- Yodelling the menu is a good start.
- Slip a laxative into his water, hope it shows quick results.
- Hold a picture of your mom, say ‘meet your competition’
- Keep bringing chat, back to your dog. I ‘love to travel’, ‘my dog loves to swim’.
- Randomly tell her to cut down on her carbs, to look like your EX.
- Feel free to say, ‘I consider Trump, Kim Jong an inspiration’.
- Set most weird ringtones and ask friends to send weird messages.
- Just say, ‘my wife wants me back home by 10 pm’.
- Start shoving breadsticks and left overs, into your purse.
- You’re out of action due to a sports injury.
- You’re not into texting, sexting, calling, emailing.
- Your Tinder profile works wonders, great pipeline.
- My roommate just called, he needs help (call time fixed)
- My dog and cat are having a fight, got to go.
- Spill wine all over you, need for a change.
- Admit you have suicidal or violent tendencies.
Absolutely dramatic, funny, crazy…