Me: Laptop crashed. Battery, virus issues? Can’t login in iTunes, either.
Mac Support: Laptop login password?
Me: ‘Deadlyvirus’ (+24).
Mac Support: OMG, so weird.
Me: Passwords are something we all struggle with. For security reasons, don’t they need to be different, unique?
Mac Support: Itunes login, password?
Me: ‘INeedAPassword..‘.
Mac Support: We know you need a password reset. What’s the old password?
Me: ‘INeedAPassword’. (+24).
Mac support: 5 second silence! Smirking sounds.
Usually, use crazy passwords for wifi, devices. A few hilarious ones (now changed):
- MemorySucks
- IPronounceUManAndWifi
- ThePromisedLAN
- WhyFiWhyNot
- WhyDoIForget
- YetAnotherPassword
- GoAheadMakeMyDay
- DontWorryBeHappy
- DevilWearsPrada
- IBelieveICanFly
- EveryBreathYouTake
- TooSexyForMyCat
- WhoLetTheDogsOut
- IAmSherlocked
- SilenceOfTheLan
Mac support: Please create passwords without ‘virus’ words! Laughs.
Me: ‘IAmACompleteIdiot’