Moms!…

Moms will be Moms! Doesn’t matter who we are. 

Some Mom talk:

Issac Newton’s mother:

“But, did you wash that apple before eating it?”

Archimedes’s mother:

“Didn’t you feel shame running naked in streets from bath to home? And, WHO’s this girl, Eureka?”

Thomas Edison’s mother:

“Of course, I’m proud you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off, go to bed!”

Abraham Lincoln’s mother:

“Now you’ve become President, for heaven’s sake get rid of that shabby tail-coat, stove-pipe hat. Buy yourself few decent outfits.”

James Watt’s mother:

“If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting, dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off that stove now.”

Graham Bell’s mother:

“You’ve installed this new silly thing at home! I don’t want girls calling at odd hours.”

Galileo Galilei’s mother:

“What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope? Doesn’t help me see my mother in Milano.”

Samuel Morse’s mother:

“Make sure your school report card doesn’t have only dashes, dots.”

Mona Lisa’s mother:

“After all the money your dad spent on braces, is that the best smile you can give?”

Michelangelo’s mother:

“Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”

Albert Einstein’s mother:

“But, it’s your senior picture. Do something about your hair? Styling gel?”

Bill Gates’s mother:

“You keep browsing all day? Watch out if I ever catch you on adult web-sites.”

Daniel Fahrenheit’s mother:

“Stop playing will boiling water and let me make tea.”

Georg Ohm’s mother:

“I don’t like you resisting everything I say.”

Robert Boyle’s mother:

“If your volume is inversely proportional to pressure, you have constipation. Take laxatives.”

Alessandro Volta’s mother:

“It’s shocking to see you dipping those copper, zinc rods in that beaker, always.”

Andre Marie Ampere’s mother:

“Apart from fooling around always, will you find time to glance through books!”

Socrates’s mother:

“If you keep drinking from any cup, it’s not necessary you’ll survive.”

Christopher Columbus’ mother:

“I don’t care what you were busy discovering, where? You could still have dropped a two line letter!”

So funny…