Re-posting top posts of 2018
Reminiscing silly, hilarious versions of English, heard while in India..
Teachers advice – You can easily settle the matter, in a compromising manner
Medical centre, 1st floor – Medical examination done here, entrance from the rear
Hotel advert – Receptionist wanted, 3 one night stands only, in 1 month (night duty)
Friend – Teacher is sitting on my head, eating my brains
PT teacher – Run, rotate ground 4 times, you’re lazy
Guest – My sleep is coming, but I’m going to awake, eyeballs open
Gates of large mansion – Beware of wild dogs, big, ghost mans
Hair salon – Cheap child cutting, wife cutting, any type of cutting
Tailor – Alterations of men, women done quickly here
Visitor – Today morning is raining outside (when does it rain inside?)
Dry cleaners – Clean suits, tops, bed shits
Road sign (construction) – Heavy erection in progress
Road sign – Road is hilly, don’t be silly, you fool
Road sign – Go slow, accident porn area
Temple – Women wearing trousers on legs, not incoming
Petrol station & cafe – Eat here, get gas
Park – Please don’t empty dog here
Rosy Bar – Bar is not open because it’s now closed
Antique store – Don’t touch self, ask staff, they’ll be happy to help
Mall – Shop-lifters will be prostituted
Job advert – A male, salesgirl wanted