Re-posting top 2018 posts.
Nostalgic, remembering crazy interview questions, posed over the years!
Give me an answer…
Company 1 – If you were an animal, what will you be?
Me: Always a lioness, right now in hunting mode, be careful!
Company 2 – What do you want your boss to look like?
Me: Greek God. Sexy, attractive, irresistible! A bit of intelligence will be a plus!
Company 3 – What was the last gift you gave someone?
Me: A big bonus cheque to team, expect same in return, you can surprise me!
Company 4 – What were you like in school?
Me: Nurtured by nuns – naive, nitwitted, non-standard, natural, nonsensical.
Company 5 – If you don’t get this job, what will you do?
Me: Curse till death, just go to hell, too smart for you anyways!
Company 6 – Do you make decisions with head or heart?
Me: Don’t make decisions, just have realisations decisions have already been made by the heart and it’s now using the head to strategise how to make it work!
Company 7 – Tell me something I don’t know…
Me: Ailerons raise, lower wings. Control roll by raising 1 aileron or other with a control wheel. Turning control wheel clockwise raises right aileron, lowers left aileron. Rudder works to control yaw.
Company 7 – OMG, what is this?
Me: How to control a plane. WTF, a relevant question, waste of time?
Company 8 – If you were a colour, which one would you be?
Me: Depends on how I feel on the day – red for love, white for peace, black for style, grey for dead, dull, drab, dismal, dreary days, hence wearing grey right now!
When can I sign the contract? The right question!