Famous, funny limericks:
There once was a man from Peru,
Who had a lot of growing up to do.
He’d ring a doorbell,
then run like hell,
Until the owner shot him with a .22
My neighbor came over to say,
Although not in a neighborly way,
That he’d knock me around,
If I didn’t stop the sound,
Of the classical music I play.
I’m really determined and keen,
To start giving this house a spring clean.
I will do it I say,
Yes, I’ll do it today,
Well, I’ll do it tomorrow, I mean.
My dog is quite hip,
Except when he takes a dip.
He looks like a fool,
when he jumps in the pool,
Reminds me of a sinking ship.
Once I visited France,
Learned a new, awesome dance.
I twirled,
And I swirled,
Then I lost my pants.