Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!”
Nobody stands up
Teacher: “Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!”
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: “Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: “No…I just feel bad that you’re standing alone”
3 drunk guys entered a taxi. Taxi driver knew they were drunk, he started engine & switched it off. Said, “reached your destination”. 1st guy gives money, 2nd guy a thank you. 3rd guy kicked driver, said “control your speed next time, nearly killed us!”
Hot girl Facebook: “Bored”! -86 Likes -54 Comments
Me: “Just got accepted into Harvard!” -0 Likes -1 comment from Mom, “Nerd”!
Broccoli: “I look like a tree.”
Walnut: “I look like a brain. “
Mushroom: “I look like an umbrella.”
Banana: “Dude! Change the topic!”
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