If pen is mightier than the sword, then why do actions speak louder than words?
What do we call Santa’s little helpers? – subordinate clauses.
Why do words and punctuations end up in court? – to be sentenced.
Let’s cut and paste kids (commas matter).
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? – due to late periods.
All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome.
What is the name of a bus we can never enter? – a syllabus.
What is a teacher’s favourite nation? – expla-nation.
What’s the difference between a cat and a clause? – one has claws at the end of it’s paws. The other is a pause and the end of a clause.
Teacher looked my way and said, ‘name two pronouns’? – I said ‘who, me’?