Geometry jokes…

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Why did I divide sin by tan? – just cos

What do you call a small dog? – an acute one

What should you do when it rains? – coincide
What did the triangle say to the circle? – You’re pointless
Why does nobody talk to circles?  – because there is no point
What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach? – tangent
What did the square say to the circle? – haven’t I seen you around?
What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle? – nice legs
What to call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mountain Everest? – a high-pot-in-use
Why did 30-60-90 triangle marry 45-45-90 triangle? – they were right for each other

Why was the scalene triangle sad? – he was never right

What shape has all its angles wrecked? – a wrecked-angle (rectangle)

What do you call people who like tractors? – protractors

Which triangles are the coldest? – ice-sosceles triangles (isoceles)

 

Source: Humoropedia

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