Hilarious halloween …

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Q: Why couldn’t the ghost see it’s mom and dad?
A: Because they were trans-parents

Q: What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner?
A: They gave him the cold shoulder

Q: Which room of house does the skeleton stay out of?
A: The living room

Q: Why was the skull crying from loneliness?

A: He just wanted ‘some body’ in his life

Q: Why are graveyards so noisy?
A: Because of all the ‘coffin’

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite food?
A: Ghoulash

Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are ‘dying to get in’

Q: Why didn’t the mummy have any friends?
A: He was too wrapped up in himself

 

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