Of course I have a talent. Really good in bed. Sometimes, sleep more than 9 hours in one go!
Rule No. 1: Women are always right.
Rule No. 2: If a woman isn’t right, Rule No.1 applies!
“Laugh and be happy, it could be worse!”
… and so I laughed, was happy and it truly became worse!
Don’t like to be organised. Organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff!
A jellyfish has existed for 500 million years, survived just fine without a brain. That gives me hope to keep going!
If a man said he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it!
Sorry, I can’t hang out. My auntie’s cousin’s brother in law’s best friend’s accountant’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Some other time!
The perfect man doesn’t swear, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t play, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t drink. He also doesn’t exist!
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege! Of course you’re not stupid. You just have bad luck when you think!
They say good, honest work never did anybody any harm, but I don’t want even the slightest risk!