Hilarious quotes, funny sayings about women:
What would men be without women. The only reason I’d ever get a sex change, is to see what it’s like to be right all the time – Mark Twain
The speed at which a woman says ‘nothing’ when asked ‘what’s wrong’ is inversely propositional to the severity of the coming storm.
When a woman says ‘what?’ it doesn’t mean she didn’t hear you. It’s your last chance to change what you said.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man. She changes it way too often – Hereford
There are two theories to arguing with a woman and neither works – W. Rogers
My girlfriend has a memory so good, she remembers things that never happened.
The problem with life is, by the time you can read a women like a book, your library card has already expired – Milton
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.
Men are convinced women suffer from Attention-To-Their-Appearance-Deficit Disorder.
Some women (and here I’m referring to my wife) can share as many as three days’ worth of feelings, about an event that took eight seconds to actually happen – Barry
Women always complain about sex, than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not Enough (2) Too much – Ann Landers