Oh Boy! Read these, unbelievably cheesy, cute….
- Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for!
- Can I borrow a kiss? Promise I’ll give it back!
- Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple!
- See my friend over there? He wants to know, if you think I’m cute!
- If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- Can I have your picture, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- You fall from the sky, you fall from a tree, the best way to fall, is in love with me!
- I’ll be Burger King & you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, you’ll be lovin’ it.
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
- If you were a triangle, you’d be a-cute one!
- You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
- I’m in the range of your hotspot. Allow me to connect and get full access?
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection!
- Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!
- People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Source: Humoropedia