Nostalgic, remembering crazy interview questions, posed over the years…
Give me an answer…
Company A – Q: If you were an animal, what will you be…?
Me: Always a lioness, right now in hunting mode, so be very careful with your words…
Company B – Q: How would you prefer your boss to look like…?
Me: Greek God…sexy, attractive, irresistible! aA bit of intelligence will be a plus…
Company C – Q: What was the last gift you gave someone…?
Me: A big bonus cheque to my team, expect more in return, surprise me..!
Company D – Q: What were you like in school…?
Me: Nurtured by nuns – naive, nitwitted, non-standard, natural, nonsensical…
Company E – Q: If you don’t get this job, what will you do…?
Me: Curse you till death, just go to hell, too smart for you anyways….
Company F – Q: Do you make decisions with the head or heart…?
Me: Don’t make decisions, just have realisations a decision has already been made by the heart & it uses the head to strategise how to make it work.
Company G – Q: Tell me something I don’t know…
Me: The ailerons raise & lower wings. Control the roll by raising one aileron or other with a control wheel. Turning control wheel clockwise raises right aileron & lowers left aileron. Rudder works to control the yaw…
Company G – OMG, what is this…?
Me: How to control a plane…WTF, was this a relevant question, waste of time….
Company H – Q: If you were a colour, which one would you be…?
Me: Depends on how I feel on the day – red for love, white for peace, black for style, grey for dead, dull, drab, dismal, dreary days, hence wearing grey right now…